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Orientation Packet

Welcome to your life. Each day you'll be handed a situation and three options. Choose one. Nobody will tell you if it was right.

Four numbers are being tracked in a file you cannot see: Debt, Pride, Loneliness, and Heat (how badly a certain organization wants you).

Every bad trend adds a piece to the structure in the corner. Every good one takes a piece away. You'll know the shape.

Somewhere in your file is a single word for your real problem. Honest choices reveal its letters. Spell it out and things may go differently.

There are nine ways this ends. One is nice. Collect them in the Morgue.

Sound is off until you tap the speaker. Add to Home Screen for the full experience.

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All organizations, persons and pizzerias are fictional parodies.
Rough night for real? Call or text 988.